so Calum just uploaded and deleted this picture…
do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog
i’m just gonna go out there and mention that time when the swedish radio host told 5sos what they just ate was fish semen, luke’s first instinct was to say
"ah well that explains the saltiness"
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
if I don’t get this cake when I turn 23 then there will be no turning 23